this new house is pretty nice

FINALLY YOU'RE AWAKE BREAKFAST IS ALMOST READY, I HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY

sure am bro, thanks for cooking

NO PROBLEM BROTHER, NYEHEHEHE

you've been a lot calmer lately, you haven't gotten badder cuss once ever since i called you for that pizza

WELL SANS I REALIZE I NEEDED TO CALL DOWN A BIT. TO MUCH STRESS IS TOO BAD FOR YOU

good ole to that, good ole to that

FUCK

what the hell papyrus you were doing so good not cussin

I HAVE A RIGHT TO SCREAM SANS THE FUCKING SINK EXPLODE WATER IS GOING EVERYWHERE

don't worry bro i'm a bit of a water expert

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

alright bro geez

Sans the skeleton

why is the water talking

you brutally burned my father alive i've come for revenge

oh god oh fuck it was an accident

YOU'VE DOOMED US SANS WE'RE GOING TO DIE YOU BITCH

accept your fate

no, i don't think i will

you dare to fight me? This is your only change on redemption now let me kill you

nah i'll think i'll choose to live

how dare you, you think this is a game, well it isn't and... and is that a fucking flamethrower

SANS YOU'LL BURN OUR HOUSE DOWN YOU IDIOT

sorry bro i got water to burn

DIE YOU IDIOTIC SKELETON

hehe pasta la vista

NOOOOOOO

that outta do it

how in the kentucky fries can you burn water?

i dunno, it just kinda catches on fire

CONGRATULATIONS SANS, BUT OUR NEW HOUSE IS ON FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT HOW THE FUCK I'VE AAAA

YOU'VE BURNED THE FUCKING HOUSE DOWN AGAIN-

welp